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Post by Zeppeline on Apr 18, 2018 3:01:41 GMT
Yes, that's correct, I'm bringing back this ever so classic forum game.
How to Play: I will start off by wishing for something. It can be ANYTHING I want. The next person who posts has to grant it, but change it in a way that makes the wish foolish (hence the '"twist"). This makes a chain of posts in the format "Wish granted... I wish..."
I wish I had the motivation to exercise more.
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Xaos
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Post by Xaos on Apr 18, 2018 22:59:14 GMT
Wish granted, for the rest of your life the only thing you'll ever want to do is exercise. No eating, no sleeping, just exercise, exercise, exercise.
I wish that Julius Caesar hadn't suffered from male pattern baldness.
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Narg
Independent Alliance
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Post by Narg on Apr 20, 2018 22:07:39 GMT
Wish granted. Julius Caesar instead suffered from Rapid Hair growth syndrome. All sightings of Bigfoot are actually the Descendants of Julius Caesar.
I wish I had enough money for retirement right now so I wouldn't have to worry about that..
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Xaos
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Post by Xaos on Apr 20, 2018 23:13:51 GMT
Wish granted, enjoy your wonderful retirement in Zimbabwe where $1 is equal to 30,000 units of the local currency.
I wish my desk chair could float in the air.
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Narg
Independent Alliance
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Post by Narg on Apr 21, 2018 1:51:30 GMT
Wish granted. Hope you're not on it cuz that shit is flying straight up so fast it's gonna get to space in about 30 minutes.
I wish I could learn any song or piece of music in under ten minutes.
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Post by Zeppeline on Apr 21, 2018 1:58:15 GMT
Wish granted. You learn every piece of music you hear perfectly... and they're all stuck in your head. All at once.
I wish I didn't get so grumpy when I'm hungry.
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Post by Legionnaire on Apr 21, 2018 2:04:12 GMT
Wish granted. You get grumpy when you're full instead.
I wish my household didn't produce a full load of recycling every second day.
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Narg
Independent Alliance
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Post by Narg on Apr 21, 2018 2:59:02 GMT
wish granted. Every day
I wish that I could go to bed at a regular hour
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Post by Zeppeline on Apr 21, 2018 3:45:03 GMT
Wish granted. You fall asleep at 9pm on the dot no matter where you are or what else you might be doing.
I wish moving to a new house was easy.
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Xaos
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Post by Xaos on Apr 22, 2018 15:12:12 GMT
Wish granted, all your possessions have been repo'd so literally no effort will be needed for you to move house.
I wish for a magic hat that can shoot fireballs.
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Post by Zeppeline on Apr 26, 2018 4:26:21 GMT
Wish granted. You've burned down your residence, I'm sorry to say.
I wish I got over illnesses faster.
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Post by Lemonancy on Apr 26, 2018 15:34:14 GMT
Wish granted. You get over illnesses at hyperspeed, and get the new ones just as fast. You're calling in sick every monday, and better by tuesday.
I wish my feet were two sizes smaller.
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Post by Legionnaire on May 1, 2018 3:55:52 GMT
Wish granted, your feet are two sizes smaller - than whatever shoe size you wear. Better get used to floppy shoes.
I wish I had enough spare cash to buy a gorget.
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Xaos
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Post by Xaos on May 4, 2018 0:11:17 GMT
Wish granted, you now have enough money to buy a patch of color on the throat of a bird or other animal, especially a hummingbird.
I wish for the best wish of all wishes that have ever been wished.
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